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5623 Driving
DYING WHILE DRIVING
The residents of Montana are the most likely to be killed in a car crash. The residents of Massachusetts are the least likely to die in a car crash.
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5622 Climbing
LADDER CONFIDENCE
If you have reached the height where you need to be on a ladder, but feel nervous and uncomfortable...go up one more rung and then step back down. This will help you feel less anxious.
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5621 Jobs
THE THREE RULES FOR PLUMBERS
Shit runs downhill...don't bite your nails...payday is Friday.replica omega
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5620 Shopping
SECONDHAND CAN BE GRAND!
There are many items that it makes more sense to buy used. This is because people sometimes buy them and rarely use them or because they depreciate very quickly. The list includes: pool tables, treadmills, boats, motorcycles,cars, campers, pianos and other pricey musical instruments....
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5619 Astronomy
DOC AND COD
In the Northern Hemisphere, if the left side of the moon is dark (makes a "D")the moon is waxing or getting larger every night until it reaches a full moon. If the right side of the moon is dark (makes a "C") the moon is waning or getting smaller until it is a new moon. Hence D O C. In the Southern Hemisphere the opposite is true. Hence C O D.
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5618 Religion
THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT!
When determining whether strange behavior by a replicas de relojes person is due to mental or other illness or because of demon possession, it is important to remember one thing. There is no such thing as demon possession.replicas relojes breitling
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5617 Shopping
LET THE BUYER BEWARE!
The chance that the larger size of a product at Walmart is cheaper per ounce than the smaller size is about 50/50.
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5616 Automobiles
THE RACE IS ON!
When more than one car is coming down an entrance ramp to merge on a four lane highway, the second car will try to pass the lead car as soon as they reach the highway.
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